Anany
That’s how Eliana pronounces her name these days. I’ve lost track of her word count and couldn’t even begin to guess how many she has, except to say A LOT. I’m sure most are understood only by Tony and I, but she still has many many that the regular cashier at the grocery store would understand.
When she wants something she points you in the direction she wishes you to carry her. ”Dat way!”, usually in a crying, whiny voice since it’s usually after we’ve told her no. Thankfully, she is easily distracted and those fits don’t last long, even if they happen frequently.
She would love to be read to all day long. The same books over and over or different ones here and there. Tony is only allowed to read to her when Mommy is sick or sleeping. Otherwise she only wants me. All the time. Forever and ever and ever. Not that I mind really, but Bunbun is starting to get old. She also loves anything by Sandra Boynton and I’m slowly working on aquiring them all.
She loves to color. And even the lovely artwork I found on the windowsill doesn’t upset me too much. She will make 20 finger paintings in a row if I’d let her. My only job is to replace the paper every now and then and squirt paint on there. I’m trying to come up with more crafty things for her to do. Unfortunately, I’m not so crafty. We may dabble in glue soon.
She knows her shapes, including hexagon, octogon, and pentagon, even if sometimes she confuses them. Tony taught her that trick. She knows all the colors and knows the sign for each color (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, gold, silver, black, white, pink, brown), but she rarely labels them correctly. Most things are yellow or red to her, even if it’s blue. She can count to 10, but never says the number one. I always start off by saying “One..” and she says “Two..” and then I just repeat every number she says. So now she never says one. I’m trying to fix that, but it’s not going well.
She loves to sing her ABC’s and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Sometimes she’ll climb onto my lap and say “Baby”. This means she wants me to cradle her like a baby and sing Rock-a-bye Baby. When you tickle her, she says “Tickle! More.” She loves to be tickled.
When she wants something, she’ll say “Okay.” like you just offered it to her. For instance, in the mornings she’ll say “TV? Okay.” or “Eat? Okay.” It’s one of the cuter things she does. The cutest is her thinking face. She taps her chin with one finger and says “Hum.” I have tried over and over to get a video of this, but no luck so far.
Eliana loves to play outside. She climbs on her little slide and slides down forwards and backwards and sometimes on her belly. She goes in and out of her playhouse and pretends to do the dishes in her little sink or cook on her stove. She loves to color with sidewalk chalk and hides pieces all over the backyard. Her very favorite is swinging. She easily swings for 30 minutes at a time. Every time you stop and suggest something else, she just sits there, “More?”
When she turned 18 months old things got hard. I assume it was a phase of suckiness and I swear I thought it would never end. It lasted all through our trip and made travelling so hard. About a week after we got home, it stopped. She is so happy all the time now. When she wakes up she plays and giggles and eventually calls for “Daddy!” She gives up the pacifier every morning and says “bye-bye binky” when we leave the room. She plays or runs around and laughs and is so silly every day. I know this won’t last. I know we’ll have rough patches again and then they’ll get better. I guess that’s just the way parenthood goes. But I am loving every minute of right now.
I am never doing that again
…Even if I did have more teeth!
When I was 16, my wisdom teeth really started bugging me. I went to the dentist to maybe get them taken out. He said “We’ll just wait until they come in a bit more.” And he kept saying it until I didn’t have insurance and had no choice but to live with the pain. It’s like he didn’t want my money. Asshole.
So for 12 or so years, I lived with the pain and mostly just dealt with it. Yes, I’ve had insurance for 7 years now and I could have had them removed lots of times. Except my insurance isn’t great and I thought it would costs thousands of dollars and there was always something shiny I’d rather buy. Priorities, man.
Tony decided after listening to me whine and complain about my teeeeth! and how much they huuurt! he would just make me a damn appointment and screw the shiny things. So they managed to get me in the very next day for x-rays and an exam. The nice dentist lady said they could remove them the very next day. I don’t know how I got so “lucky”. Because when I want a nail appointment there are no openings for a month, but need to get some teeth pulled and they’ll do it the next day.
So it all started out fine. Some kinda topical numbing stuff all over, followed by the needle. Not a big deal, actually. Then they took out the first 2, and I’m just glossing over some stuff because I’m not trying to freak people out or anything. Then when he was checking to make sure I was still numb for the 3rd? and I told him it hurt, but just a little? and then he started and it did not hurt a little? but it hurt a lot and I maybe started panicking! because WHAT IF HE DOESN”T STOP AND THEN I DIE? What then, huh?
But he did stop. And then he hit me with the sweet, sweet needle. That was the only bump in the rode and I lived to tell the tale and all is well (mostly). And! It cost me $150. Not thousands and thousands of dollars. That is awesome. Plus, I think I must have got the good drugs because I slept all day yesterday. Tony took care of Eliana and he even did the dishes. I haven’t had to take anything stronger than ibuprofen today, even though I still hurt a little and I’m positive I have food stuck in there somewhere and I don’t know how to get it out. I’m not allowed to swish, spit, or use a straw.
For anyone who is maybe going to get their wisdom teeth removed, I highly recommend getting knocked out. Also, get them all done at once. If I had only had 2 removed, I never would have gone back to finish the job.
And make sure they give you the good stuff.
It was softer than you’d think
After a couple of days of crappy weather, last weekend was actually kinda nice, so we decided to take Eliana to the fair. We went last year and had a decent time. It was kind of a bust since my little shorty McShorty was too short to ride even the kiddiest of rides. She played one of those duck games where you always win and got a puppy and a fish. There was a monkey there that you can get your picture taken with, so of course we did that. Eliana really liked the monkey. What she did not like was the lady touching her. We weren’t supposed to touch the monkey. What toddler would reach out for the monkey? None toddlers, that’s who.
After that we mostly just walked around for about an hour and got bored. The real excitement started after we pulled into the driveway. As Tony was taking her out of the carseat, she had a coughing fit and threw up all over herself. Awesome. Not sure what the hell that was about since she was fit e after that. Kids. *shrug*
My take on movies
We have had the same 2 Netflix movies for 6 months. I could have bought them 3 times by now. I’m thinking of maybe getting rid of it since it’s obviously a waste of money.
The thing is, I don’t like to watch movies.
No, that’s not true. I don’t like to start watching a movie. I’m fine once it’s on and going, but when faced with the age old “what should we do tonight” question, I never choose to watch a movie.
And I never never go out to the movies. The last time I watched a movie in theaters, it was Shrek 3 and I was pregnant. I stopped going after that because it seemed silly to pay so much to watch a movie I wouldn’t get to actually watch from the bathroom.
(Does anyone else think it would be an excellent idea if they could broadcast into the bathroom somehow? Like you swipe your ticket and it plays until you flush? Then you don’t miss so much. I’m sure there are a few logistical problems, but I know it can be worked out.)
And maybe there are some toddlers who can watch a movie in theaters just fine without screaming or crying or whining for more popcorn, but mine is just not one of them. Her attention span is quite normal for her 21 months. Normal = short. I’ve looked into those movies where it’s a bunch of kids so no one cares if someone is whining because it’s really just about GETTING OUT, but we don’t have those around here. Apparently no one wants to get out.
Of course there are exceptions, but even then I’d rather watch a movie from the comfort of my own couch than the uncomfort of the theater chairs. I like the freedom to pause and pee or get a drink whenever I want.
Don’t you just hate when I do that?
I was out of state for 3 weeks. So that’s why. I like to just leave and not say anything.
And bullets!
- We went to Cali to see my in-laws, Oregon to meet my new nephew and brother in law, and Washington to see my grandparents. Did I mention we drove the whole way? With a toddler who is very much into the terrible two stage? It took us 3 days to get to Cali. We stayed there for a few days, then it took us another day to get to Oregon. Few days there then a quick 4 hour trip to Washington to stay a night. Then we had to do the reverse. Only Eliana was sick the last 2 weeks (2 separate, yet overlapping colds), so it took us 4 days to get home. I spent a good deal of time in the backseat. Not in the fun way. In the “stop screaming at me, here’s your binky, well if you wanted the pillow why did you push it off, mommy cant reach it when you throw it on that side, stop screaming at me” sorta way. Also, turns out I get slighlty car sick in the backseat. Awesome.
- Eliana is going through some separation/stranger anxiety in a huge way right now. She wouldn’t go to any family members and screamed if Tony or I left the room. And I mean either of us. Even if one of us was still there, she would freak. And she did all of this until the last day. Then she gave everyone kisses.
- We finally got our new table delivered and I love it! It’s so much bigger and prettier than the old one. We had dinner on it tonight for the first time and it was really nice. Pics to come.
- I got an iPhone yesterday (hence the post). I love it. So much. Now point me in the direction of cute cases. The ones at the store were boring.
- I just noticed that Eliana’s chest strap was in the wrong position in the car seat pic below. I showed it to Tony and re-explained where it goes since he was the one who put her in it (should be at armpit level, in case you don’t know). Though I’m just as bad since I took the pic and didn’t notice. That’s my PSA for the day at the request of Coty (who is a certified car seat tech) . Get those seats inspected, folks.
- I have so much laundry I think it may start coming out of my ass.
- Eliana had her binky pretty much 24/7 while we were on vacation and now I’m trying to go back to crib and car only before starting the weaning completely process. This really sucks. I don’t like being screamed at. And she is a professional tantrum-er.
- The clomid didn’t work last time. I’m not pregnant. I’m on round 2 at 50mg again, since I did ovulate. Since I was away from my doc, I called and got permission to take the clomid I had left over from the cycle I got pregnant with Eliana. It’s still good, but just barely. I’m on CD17 and I haven’t ovulated yet. Last time I ovulated on CD18, so I’m hoping to see the smiley* soon. I really hope it works this time. No killer ovaries, but way more emotional, moody, headachy, and hot. Stupid hot flashes. I would like to be done with this. I don’t have a good feeling about this cycle though.
- I have to pee, so that’s all for now.

Silver Falls with the cranky toddler.
*Digital ovulation test gives a smiley face when you’re within 36-48 hours of ovulation.






Let’s see if this works.
